This is freakin\' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it\'s fine. Cheers.
This is freakin\' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn... (More)\'t know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn\'t see the bump right here
I shouldn\'t\'ve drank so much beer.
Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn\'t tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, \"What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?\"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.
But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn\'t see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?
No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!
But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it\'s time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude. (Less)
